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- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
- What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
- How does the ocean say hi?
It waves!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
- What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack up!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
- Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud!
- Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
- How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
